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Universal Rejection A1loutthe Journal! Editorial Board ! Instructionsfor Authors I S-YcbscriQtions I AIchiyes About the Journal The foundingprinciple of the Journalof UniversalRejection(JofUR) is rejection. Universal rejection.That is to say,all submissions,regardlessof quality, will be rejected. Despitethat apparentdrawback,herearea numberof reasonsyou may chooseto submit to the JofUR:

. You can sendyour manuscriptherewithout sufferingwavesof anxiety regardingthe eventualfate of your submission.You know with 100% certaintythat it will not be acceptedfor publication. Thereareno page-fees. . You may claim to havesubmittedto the mostprestigiousjournal (judgedby acceptancerate). The JofUR is one-of-a-kind.Merely submittingwork to it may be considereda badgeof honor. . You retain completerights to your work, andarefree to resubmitto other journals evenbeforeour reviewprocessis complete. . Decisionsareoften (thoughnot always)renderedwithin hoursof submission.

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Editorial Board Founder and Editor-in-Chief CalebEmmons,Pacific University, USA (MathematicsandPoetry). AssociateEditors Michael Baranowski,NorthernKentuckyUniversity, USA (Political Science) David Deane,Atlantic Schoolof Theology,Canada(TheologyandReligious Studies) CarstenElbro, University of Copenhagen, Denmark(Linguistics) David J. Elton, Auburn University, USA (Civil Engineering) M~Q-<:ib, University of Toronto,Canada(HealthPolicy, Managementand Evaluation) Manfred J. Holler, UniversitatHamburg,(Economics) J:effre~Lacasse,Arizona StateUniversity, USA (SocialWork) CharlotteP. Lee, University of Washington,USA (HumanCenteredDesign& Engineering)

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SamuelR. Lucas,University of California-Berkeley,USA (Sociology) KMI Maton, University of Sydney,Australia (Education) AlexanderMaxwell, Victoria University of Wellington,New Zealand(History) Luca Moretti, University of Aberdeen,Scotland,UK (Philosophy) Judith Ogilvie, SaintLouis University, USA (Biology) CharlesM. Shub,University of Coloradoat ColoradoSprings,USA (ComputerScience) Cm~~Tz;QyriQ, University of Bordeaux2, (Neurologyand Epidemiology) KiR Williams, PurdueUniversity, USA (Psychology) Instructions for Authors The JofUR solicits any and all typesof manuscript:poetry,prose,visual art, andresearcharticles. You nameit, we take it, and reject it. Your manuscriptmay be formattedhoweveryou wish. Frankly, we don't care. After submittingyour work, the decisionprocessvaries.Often the Editor-in-Chiefwill reject your work out-of-hand,without evenreadingit! However,he might readit. Probablyhe'll skim. At othertimes your manuscriptmay be sentto anonymousreferees.Unlessthey are the Editor-inChiefs wife or graduateschoolbuddies,it is unlikely that the refereeswill evenunderstandwhat is going on. Rejectionwill follow as swiftly asa bird droppingfrom a greatheight after being struck by a stone.At other times, rejectionmay languishlike your email buried in the Editor-in-Chiefs inbox. But it will come,swift or slow, as surely asdeath.Rejection. Submissionsshouldbe emailedto [email protected]. Small files only, please.Why not just sendthe first couplepagesif it is long? Subscriptions An individual subscriptionmay be securedfor £120per year (four issues).Institutional and library subscriptionsare also available;priceswill be providedupon enquiry.It is unknownwhetherthe subscriptionwill be deliveredin print or aselectroniccontent,becauseno one hasyet orderedone. Archives

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