Book Of Mormon Monologue 4p122w

[A kafe in Kitguli. Price is drinking at the bar there and he's got several stacks of coffee cups before him. His left leg is trembling] Price: Hit me! Gimme another one! Come ON! [the barkeep pours him another cup] Thank you. You wanna hear something funny? I used tot hink drinking coffee was wrong. You wanna know why? HM! Because ap-parently, a tribe of ancient Jews lived in America created huge civilizations and were visited by Christ, but then, then disappeared, leaving no archaeological trace of themselves except... for golden plates, which were then dug up by a farmer who wrote down, amongst other things, that hot drinks were not for the body to belly, so I can't have a cup of coffee! [the barkeep gets scared and leaves] HA! [trembles and drinks from his cup] Cunningham: [walks in] Elder Price? <>[Price looks over] Aer you okay? Price: Well well! If it isn't the super Mormon! Really changed in Uganda, aren'tcha? Cunningham: I'm doin' what I can. Price: Yeah? Spreadin' the Word? Makin' more brainwashed zombies? …… Price: You get everything you pray for! You're doing everything I was supposed to do! Doesn't that seem a little telling to you?! …. Price: That the universe doesn't work the way we were told! ... When I was nine years old, my family took a trip. To Orlando, Florida. And it was the most... wonderful, most magical place I'd ever seen. And I decided right then and there, "This... is where I want to spend eternity." My parents said that if I made God proud and I did everything the Church asked, in the latter days, I could have whatever I wanted. So I worked. And I worked. And even when I studied Mormon stories and I thought, "That doesn't really make sense," I kept working! Becauae I was told that one day I would get my reward! PLANET ORLANDO! But what do I have now? Cunningham: Um... Yeah... Okay, anyway, so, the uh, the mission president is coming tomorrow and, I'm without my companion and well it just looks kind of bad-